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Num Title of Top Ten List (and Clickable Link to the List) Date Posted Date Written
239.) Top Ten Reasons Trump Wants to Eliminate Daylight Savings Time—Part 2 12/22/2024 12/22/2024
238.) Top Ten Reasons Trump Wants to Eliminate Daylight Savings Time—Part 1 12/21/2024 12/21/2024
237.) Top Ten Songs in Pete Hegseth's Spotify Wrapped List 12/11/2024 12/11/2024
236.) Top Ten Keebler Elves OR Pete Hegseth 12/08/2024 12/08/2024
235.) Top Ten Harry Potter Spells OR Board Games—Part 2 11/20/2024 11/20/2024
234.) Top Ten Harry Potter Spells OR Board Games—Part 1 11/17/2024 11/17/2024
233.) Top Ten Harry Potter Spells OR Legal Terms 11/14/2024 11/14/2024
232.) Top Ten Harry Potter Spells OR Dr. Seuss Words 11/10/2024 11/10/2024
231.) Top Ten Potential Cabinet Members if Trump Wins a Second Term—Part 2 11/04/2024 11/04/2024
230.) Top Ten Potential Cabinet Members if Trump Wins a Second Term—Part 1 11/03/2024 11/03/2024
229.) Top Ten Beers OR Magical Creatures from Harry Potter 10/27/2024 10/27/2024
228.) Top Ten Songs at Trump's October 14, 2024 Event in Oaks, PA (Satirical) 10/17/2024 10/17/2024
227.) Top Ten Baby Names Generated by Mock Elon Musk Software—Part 2 10/13/2024 10/13/2024
226.) Top Ten Baby Names Generated by Mock Elon Musk Software—Part 1 10/08/2024 10/08/2024
225.) Top Ten Awkward Trump Debate Excuses (September 10, 2024) 10/07/2024 10/07/2024
224.) Top Ten U.S. Presidential Debate Surprises (September 10, 2024) 09/15/2024 09/15/2024
223.) Top Ten Incorrect Translations of "Veni, Vidi, Vici"—Part 2 09/11/2024 09/11/2024
222.) Top Ten Incorrect Translations of "Veni, Vidi, Vici"—Part 1 09/08/2024 09/08/2024
221.) Top Ten Incorrect Translations of "Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi, Ce Soir?"—Part 2 09/04/2024 09/04/2024
220.) Top Ten Incorrect Translations of "Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi, Ce Soir?"—Part 1 09/01/2024 09/01/2024
219.) Top Ten Dueling 2024 Political Conventions 08/25/2024 08/25/2024
218.) Top Ten Rejected Chick-fil-A Advertising Slogans 08/20/2024 08/20/2024
217.) Top Ten Fake Names for Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) Attacks 08/14/2024 08/14/2024
216.) Top Ten 2024 U.S. VP Candidate Whimsical Comparo 08/11/2024 08/11/2024
215.) Top Ten Things We Can Learn from Beastie Boys Songs (Part 2) 08/07/2024 08/07/2024
214.) Top Ten Things We Can Learn from Beastie Boys Songs (Part 1) 08/04/2024 08/04/2024
213.) Top Ten Duffer Brothers Excuses 07/25/2024 07/25/2024
212.) Top Ten Fictional Lakes, Rivers, and Mountains 07/16/2024 07/16/2024
211.) Top Ten Ways to Counteract Joe Biden's Dismal Debate Performance 07/03/2024 07/03/2024
210.) Top Ten U.S. Presidential Debate Surprises 06/27/2024 06/27/2024
209.) Top Ten Prison Nicknames of Donald Trump 06/12/2024 06/12/2024
208.) Top Ten Samuel Alito Excuses 06/07/2024 06/07/2024
207.) Top Ten Garfield vs. Trump 05/19/2024 05/19/2024
206.) Top Ten Presidential Priorities of Dr. Seuss 05/07/2024 05/07/2024
205.) Top Ten Awkward Things About Trump's Hush Money Trial 04/24/2024 04/24/2024
204.) Top Ten Rationales Behind Airline Boarding Zones 04/02/2024 04/02/2024
203.) Top Ten Ways to Celebrate Pi Day (March 14) 03/15/2024 03/15/2024
202.) Top Ten Trump Quotes vs. Brady Bunch Episode Plots 02/21/2024 02/21/2024
201.) Top Ten Trump vs. Elvis 02/13/2024 02/13/2024
200.) Top Ten Pros and Cons of Retaining Alina Habba as Trump's Attorney 02/07/2024 02/07/2024
199.) Top Ten Alina Habba vs. Haley Dunphy 02/01/2024 02/01/2024
198.) Top Ten Signs That the Duffer Brothers Are Taking Too Long to Produce Stranger Things Season 5 01/11/2024 01/11/2024
197.) Top Ten Satirical Predictions for 2024 12/31/2023 12/31/2023
196.) Top Ten Speakeasy Passwords 12/11/2023 12/11/2023
195.) Top Ten Newfangled Christmas Gifts for 2023 12/04/2023 12/04/2023
194.) Top Ten Least Popular Christmas Movies and Shows 11/26/2023 11/26/2023
193.) Top Ten Satirical Coen Brothers Movies 11/18/2023 11/18/2023
192.) Top Ten Descriptions of What It Means to be Censured 11/09/2023 11/09/2023
191.) Top Ten Rejected Emojis 11/01/2023 11/01/2023
190.) Top Ten Least Popular Mobile Apps 10/29/2023 10/29/2023
189.) Top Ten House Republicans' Incorrect Solutions to the Fox-Chicken-Corn Riddle 10/21/2023 10/21/2023
188.) Top Ten Signs of Dysfunction in the Republican Party 10/15/2023 10/15/2023
187.) Top Ten Considerations in the Race for Speaker of the House 10/11/2023 10/11/2023
186.) Top Ten Satirical Reasons Kevin McCarthy was Removed as Speaker of the House 10/05/2023 10/05/2023
185.) Top Ten Ways the U.S. Government Shutdown was Averted 10/01/2023 10/01/2023
184.) Top Ten Break Up Reasons 09/20/2023 09/20/2023
183.) Top Ten West Coast vs. East Coast 09/14/2023 09/14/2023
182.) Top Ten Awkward Moments at 2023 Burning Man 09/11/2023 09/11/2023
181.) Top Ten Jimmy Buffett Regrets 09/06/2023 09/06/2023
180.) Top Ten Disadvantages of Getting Thrown in Prison 09/02/2023 09/02/2023
179.) Top Ten Items on Femke Bol's To Do List 08/30/2023 08/30/2023
178.) Top Ten Highlights of the August 23, 2023 Republican Debate (Satirical) 08/27/2023 08/27/2023
177.) Top Ten Fancy Words that Judge Aileen Cannon May Use—Part 3 08/15/2023 08/15/2023
176.) Top Ten Fancy Words that Judge Aileen Cannon May Use—Part 2 08/13/2023 08/13/2023
175.) Top Ten Fancy Words that Judge Aileen Cannon May Use—Part 1 08/11/2023 08/11/2023
174.) Top Ten Responses of Trump NFT Superheroes to his August 3, 2023 Arraignment 08/06/2023 08/06/2023
173.) Top Ten Cornucopia of Trump January 6th Arraignment and USWNT Issues 08/04/2023 08/04/2023
172.) Top Ten Incorrect Translations of "Oye Cómo Va" 08/01/2023 08/01/2023
171.) Top Ten Bad Ideas 07/26/2023 07/26/2023
170.) Top Ten Barbie vs. Oppenheimer Movies 07/21/2023 07/21/2023
169.) Top Ten Satirical Comparison of O.J. Simpson and Donald Trump Legal Cases 07/19/2023 07/19/2023
168.) Top Ten Dueling Billionaires 07/13/2023 07/13/2023
167.) Top Ten Little Known Provisions of the Presidential Records Act—Part 2 07/07/2023 07/07/2023
166.) Top Ten Reasons for Our Recent Low Publication Rate 07/04/2023 07/04/2023
165.) Top Ten Gollum vs. Donald Trump 06/19/2023 06/19/2023
164.) Top Ten Lesser Known Provisions of the Presidential Records Act 06/17/2023 06/17/2023
163.) Top Ten Dory's Mistaken Names for Nemo OR Names of Common Herbs and Spices 06/13/2023 06/13/2023
162.) Top Ten Dory's Mistaken Names for Nemo OR Names of Italian Soccer Players 06/11/2023 06/11/2023
161.) Top Ten Phony Provisions of the Presidential Records Act 06/08/2023 06/08/2023
160.) Top Ten Pet Peeves of Little Mermaid 06/04/2023 06/04/2023
159.) Top Ten Possible Outcomes of the Debt Ceiling Standoff 05/26/2023 05/26/2023
158.) Top Ten Duke of Sussex vs. Angel Reese 05/24/2023 05/24/2023
157.) Top Ten Duke of Sussex vs. Donald Trump 05/21/2023 05/21/2023
156.) Top Ten Satirical Responses to Frustrating Events—Then vs. Now 05/17/2023 05/17/2023
155.) Top Ten Ethical Matters that Clarence Thomas is Concerned About 05/10/2023 05/10/2023
154.) Top Ten Embarrassing Texts from Tucker Carlson (Satirical) 05/05/2023 05/05/2023
153.) Top Ten Progressive Escalations of the DeSantis vs. Disney Feud 04/27/2023 04/27/2023
152.) Top Ten Artificial Intelligence Pickup Lines—Part 3 04/25/2023 04/25/2023
151.) Top Ten Artificial Intelligence Pickup Lines—Part 2 04/21/2023 04/21/2023
150.) Top Ten Artificial Intelligence Pickup Lines—Part 1 04/19/2023 04/19/2023
149.) Top Ten Pet Peeves of Cocaine Bear 04/14/2023 04/14/2023
148.) Top Ten Surprising (But Fake) Things from Donald Trump's Arrest and Arraignment 04/07/2023 04/07/2023
147.) Top Ten Fake Explanations of the Baseball Bat 03/30/2023 03/30/2023
146.) Top Ten Possible Charges Against Donald Trump (Satirical) 03/23/2023 03/23/2023
145.) Top Ten Satirical Reasons Trump Didn't Get Arrested on Tuesday 03/22/2023 03/22/2023
144.) Top Ten Things in Ted Cruz's Beard—Part 6 03/21/2023 03/21/2023
143.) Top Ten Things in Ted Cruz's Beard—Part 5 03/19/2023 03/19/2023
142.) Top Ten Things in Ted Cruz's Beard—Part 4 03/16/2023 03/16/2023
141.) Top Ten Newfangled California Weather Phenomena—Part 2 03/14/2023 03/14/2023
140.) Top Ten Things in Hugh Grant's Underpants 03/13/2023 03/13/2023
139.) Top Ten Newfangled California Weather Phenomena—Part 1 03/12/2023 03/12/2023
138.) Top Ten Things in Ted Cruz's Beard—Part 3 03/10/2023 03/10/2023
137.) Top Ten Things in Ted Cruz's Beard—Part 2 03/08/2023 03/08/2023
136.) Top Ten Things in Ted Cruz's Beard—Part 1 03/06/2023 03/06/2023
135.) Top Ten Awkward Locations for UFOs to be Found 02/15/2023 02/15/2023
134.) Top Ten Challenging Situations 02/12/2023 02/12/2023
133.) Top Ten Dueling Lies (George Santos vs. Donald Trump) 02/03/2023 02/03/2023
132.) Top Ten Strange Places for Classified Documents to be Found—Part 2 01/27/2023 01/27/2023
131.) Top Ten Strange Places for Classified Documents to be Found—Part 1 01/25/2023 01/25/2023
130.) Top Ten Made Up George Santos Lies that Would be Easy to Prove False 01/20/2023 01/20/2023
129.) Top Ten Items Found in Joe Biden's Corvette (Satirical) 01/18/2023 01/18/2023
128.) Top Ten Amusing Comparisons of Ted Cruz vs. Rand Paul—Part 2 01/11/2023 01/11/2023
127.) Top Ten Amusing Comparisons of Ted Cruz vs. Rand Paul—Part 1 01/09/2023 01/09/2023
126.) Top Ten Satirical Predictions for 2023 01/01/2023 01/01/2023
125.) Top Ten Anagrams of Elon Musk's Name—Part 5 12/31/2022 12/31/2022
124.) Top Ten Anagrams of Elon Musk's Name—Part 4 12/29/2022 12/29/2022
123.) Top Ten Anagrams of Elon Musk's Name—Part 3 12/27/2022 12/27/2022
122.) Top Ten Anagrams of Elon Musk's Name—Part 2 12/25/2022 12/25/2022
121.) Top Ten Anagrams of Elon Musk's Name—Part 1 12/23/2022 12/23/2022
120.) Top Ten Sam Bankman-Fried Excuses for the FTX Collapse (Satirical)—Part 2 12/21/2022 12/21/2022
119.) Top Ten Sam Bankman-Fried Excuses for the FTX Collapse (Satirical)—Part 1 12/18/2022 12/18/2022
118.) Top Ten Misconceptions (Satirical) 12/09/2022 12/09/2022
117.) Top Ten Things We're Thankful For—Part 3 12/04/2022 12/04/2022
116.) Top Ten Things We're Thankful For—Part 2 12/02/2022 12/02/2022
115.) Top Ten Things We're Thankful For—Part 1 11/28/2022 11/28/2022
114.) Top Ten Satirical Concessions Kevin McCarthy Made to Secure the Preliminary House Speaker Vote 11/19/2022 11/19/2022
113.) Top Ten Notable Announcements on November 15, 2022 11/17/2022 11/17/2022
112.) Top Ten Satirical Reasons the Red Wave Didn't Arrive 11/15/2022 11/15/2022
111.) Top Ten Miranda Warning Edits As If Made by Donald Trump (Satirical) 11/11/2022 11/11/2022
110.) Top Ten Satirical High School Accomplishments of Elon Musk—Part 2 11/09/2022 11/09/2022
109.) Top Ten Satirical High School Accomplishments of Elon Musk—Part 1 11/07/2022 11/07/2022
108.) Top Ten Satirical Examples of Misinformation vs. Disinformation 11/02/2022 11/02/2022
107.) Top Ten Satirical Harry Potter Houses 10/27/2022 10/27/2022
106.) Top Ten Unexpected Revelations from the Final January 6 Hearing (Satirical) 10/20/2022 10/20/2022
105.) Top Ten Comparisons between Liz Cheney and a Black Bear 10/17/2022 10/16/2022
104.) Top Ten Differences between the European Model and the American Model (Satirical) 10/17/2022 10/01/2022
103.) Top Ten Satirical Signs of Financial Distress at Truth Social 10/17/2022 08/28/2022
102.) Top Ten Satirical Approaches Trump Used to Declassify the Files 10/17/2022 08/18/2022
101.) Top Ten Items Seized from Mar-a-Lago (Satirical)—Part 2 10/17/2022 08/17/2022
100.) Top Ten Items Seized from Mar-a-Lago (Satirical)—Part 1 10/17/2022 08/16/2022
99.) Top Ten "Broken Telephone" Revelations from the January 6 Hearings 10/17/2022 07/01/2022
98.) Top Ten Worst Microbrews (Satirical) 10/17/2022 06/10/2022
97.) Top Ten Reasons Elon Musk's Buyout of Twitter May Not Go Through 10/17/2022 05/19/2022
96.) Top Ten Will Smith Statements vs. Other Voices 10/17/2022 04/02/2022
95.) Top Ten Will Smith Excuses 10/17/2022 04/01/2022
94.) Top Ten Reasons Will Smith Smacked Chris Rock at the Academy Awards 10/17/2022 03/28/2022
93.) Top Ten Incorrect Definitions of Oligarch 10/17/2022 03/06/2022
92.) Top Ten Rejected New Names for the Washington Football Team—Part 4 10/17/2022 01/28/2022
91.) Top Ten Rejected New Names for the Washington Football Team—Part 3 10/17/2022 01/24/2022
90.) Top Ten Rejected New Names for the Washington Football Team—Part 2 10/17/2022 01/21/2022
89.) Top Ten Rejected New Names for the Washington Football Team—Part 1 10/17/2022 01/18/2022
88.) Top Ten University of Georgia Football Players (Satirical) 10/17/2022 01/14/2022
87.) Top Ten Punch Lines 10/17/2022 11/24/2021
86.) Top Ten Obstacles the Atlanta Braves Overcame to Win the 2021 World Series (Part 2) 10/17/2022 11/07/2021
85.) Top Ten Obstacles the Atlanta Braves Overcame to Win the 2021 World Series (Part 1) 10/17/2022 11/07/2021
84.) Top Ten Kyrsten Sinema Accomplishments (Mostly Satirical) 10/17/2022 10/30/2021
83.) Top Ten Satirical New Names for Facebook (Part 2) 10/17/2022 10/27/2021
82.) Top Ten Satirical New Names for Facebook (Part 1) 10/17/2022 10/26/2021
81.) Top Ten Reasons Captain Kirk got to go to Space 10/17/2022 10/19/2021
80.) Top Ten Reasons Bill Clinton got Admitted to the Hospital 10/17/2022 10/18/2021
79.) Top Ten 1981 vs. 2021 10/17/2022 09/09/2021
78.) Top Ten Baseball Topics—2021 vs. 1981 (Part 2) 10/17/2022 09/03/2021
77.) Top Ten Baseball Topics—2021 vs. 1981 (Part 1) 10/17/2022 09/02/2021
76.) Top Ten Bill Cosby vs. Donald Trump 10/17/2022 07/06/2021
75.) Top Ten Satirical Questions on Kim Kardashian's Baby Bar Exam 10/17/2022 05/27/2021
74.) Top Ten Satirical CDC Mask Guidelines 10/17/2022 05/14/2021
73.) Top Ten Satirical Findings of the Arizona Election Audit 10/17/2022 04/21/2021
72.) Top Ten Strange Things about No Fans at Sporting Events 10/17/2022 03/31/2021
71.) Top Ten Actual or Satirical QAnon Conspiracy Theories 10/17/2022 03/10/2021
70.) Top Ten Phrases Associated with the February 2021 Impeachment Trial 10/17/2022 02/17/2021
69.) Top Ten Satirical Republican Conclusions to Logic Syllogisms 10/17/2022 02/13/2021
68.) Top Ten Satirical Impeachment Defenses 10/17/2022 02/08/2021
67.) Top Ten Republican Party Comparisons—Then vs. Now 10/17/2022 02/04/2021
66.) Top Ten Parallels between a Ray of Sunshine and President Biden 10/17/2022 01/23/2021
65.) Top Ten Possible Contents of the Letter President Trump Left for Joe Biden 10/17/2022 01/20/2021
64.) Top Ten Characteristics of Lord Voldemort or President Trump 10/17/2022 01/10/2021
63.) Top Ten Sports Plays or Political Plays 10/17/2022 01/07/2021
62.) Top Ten Trump-Related Catchphrases with Translation 10/17/2022 01/05/2021
61.) Top Ten Say Goodbye to 2020, Say Hello to 2021 Fantasies 10/17/2022 12/31/2020
60.) Top Ten Coolest Last Names 10/17/2022 12/03/2020
59.) Top Ten Satirical Stages of Grief (November 2020) 10/17/2022 11/19/2020
58.) Top Ten Alternative Names for the Hannah Montana TV Program (Part 5) 10/17/2022 11/13/2020
57.) Top Ten Alternative Names for the Hannah Montana TV Program (Part 4) 10/17/2022 11/12/2020
56.) Top Ten Alternative Names for the Hannah Montana TV Program (Part 3) 10/17/2022 11/11/2020
55.) Top Ten Alternative Names for the Hannah Montana TV Program (Part 2) 10/17/2022 11/10/2020
54.) Top Ten Alternative Names for the Hannah Montana TV Program (Part 1) 10/17/2022 11/09/2020
53.) Top Ten Imaginary Snafus Associated with the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election 10/17/2022 11/09/2020
52.) Top Ten Halloween Costumes of President Trump or Joe Biden 10/17/2022 10/31/2020
51.) Top Ten Alternative Naming Schemes for Hurricanes (After the Alphabet is Used Up) 10/17/2022 10/22/2020
50.) Top Ten Characteristics of Mathematical Chaos Theory OR Trump Chaos Theory 10/17/2022 10/16/2020
49.) Top Ten Imaginary TikTok Security Concerns 10/17/2022 10/10/2020
48.) Top Ten List of Quotes to Match with the Person Who Said It 10/17/2022 10/01/2020
47.) Top Ten People Who Likely Pay More Federal Income Tax Than President Trump 10/17/2022 09/28/2020
46.) Top Ten Parallels between Abraham Lincoln and Donald Trump 10/17/2022 09/13/2020
45.) Top Ten Characteristics of President Trump or Dr. Fauci 10/17/2022 09/04/2020
44.) Top Ten Kool Things about Thighland 10/17/2022 08/31/2020
43.) Top Ten Annoying Things About the U.S. Postal Service 10/17/2022 08/14/2020
42.) Top Ten Groups of Five Words that are Hard to Remember 10/17/2022 07/25/2020
41.) Top Ten Things that Will Hopefully Disappear 10/17/2022 07/06/2020
40.) Top Ten Things President Trump HAS Been Briefed On 10/17/2022 07/05/2020
39.) Top Ten Reasons President Trump Went to the Bunker during the Protests 10/17/2022 06/18/2020
38.) Top Ten Explanations of the Ramp at the West Point Graduation 10/17/2022 06/17/2020
37.) Top Ten Trumpified Ice Cream Flavors (Part 2) 10/17/2022 06/13/2020
36.) Top Ten Trumpified Ice Cream Flavors (Part 1) 10/17/2022 06/12/2020
35.) Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 10 10/17/2022 05/14/2020
34.) Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 9 10/17/2022 05/13/2020
33.) Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 8 10/17/2022 05/11/2020
32.) Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 7 10/17/2022 05/09/2020
31.) Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 6 10/17/2022 05/07/2020
30.) Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 5 10/17/2022 05/06/2020
29.) Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 4 10/17/2022 05/05/2020
28.) Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 3 10/17/2022 05/04/2020
27.) Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 2 10/17/2022 05/03/2020
26.) Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 1 10/17/2022 05/01/2020
25.) Top Ten Reagents that are in Short Supply—Part 3 10/17/2022 04/22/2020
24.) Top Ten Reagents that are in Short Supply—Part 2 10/17/2022 04/21/2020
23.) Top Ten Reagents that are in Short Supply—Part 1 10/17/2022 04/20/2020
22.) Top Ten Satirical Tiger King / Coronavirus Questions 10/17/2022 04/13/2020
21.) Top Ten Unanswered Coronavirus Questions 10/17/2022 03/30/2020
20.) Top Ten Words that Sound Like Afflictions but Aren't 10/17/2022 03/29/2020
19.) Top Ten Words that Sound Like Coronavirus—Part 3 10/17/2022 02/27/2020
18.) Top Ten Words that Sound Like Coronavirus—Part 2 10/17/2022 02/27/2020
17.) Top Ten Words that Sound Like Coronavirus—Part 1 10/17/2022 02/27/2020
16.) Top Ten Real or Imaginary Afflictions—Part 2 10/17/2022 02/25/2020
15.) Top Ten Real or Imaginary Afflictions—Part 1 10/17/2022 02/25/2020
14.) Top Ten Unreal Words 10/17/2022 02/07/2020
13.) Top Ten Definitions of Pettifogging 10/17/2022 01/23/2020
12.) Top Ten Real or Imaginary Exaggerations of President Trump 10/17/2022 12/29/2019
11.) Top Ten Things that Could Lead to a China Trade Deal 10/17/2022 12/07/2019
10.) Top Ten Words that Almost Sound Like Tweet 10/17/2022 11/15/2020
9.) Top Ten Words that Almost Sound Like Impeach 10/17/2022 11/10/2019
8.) Top Ten Words that Almost Sound Like Giuliani 10/17/2022 10/11/2019
7.) Top Ten Trumpified Latin Phrases 10/17/2022 09/27/2019
6.) Top Ten Rejected Top Ten Lists 10/17/2022 09/23/2019
5.) Top Ten Causes of the Market Meltdown 10/17/2022 08/14/2019
4.) Top Ten Surprising Revelations from the Mueller Testimony 10/17/2022 07/24/2019
3.) Top Ten Words that Sound Like Huawei 10/17/2022 05/21/2019
2.) Top Ten Childhood Games Played by Billy Barr and Bobby Mueller 10/17/2022 05/03/2019
1.) Top Ten Words that Sound Like Redact 10/17/2022 04/24/2019


List Sampler

About the List Sampler

Since many visitors to klugness.com have not had the time to look through the 100+ historical top ten lists that we drafted before the site launched, we have highlighting selected lists in the table below. This sampler feature gives viewers the opportunity to get an overview of our content without having to slog through over 100 top ten lists.

The list sampler includes 18 top ten lists that were written at various times from 2019 to 2022. (Some of the material is rather dated.) Check them out!


List Sampler

Sample Top Ten List (Pressable Link)
List 7—Top Ten Trumpified Latin Phrases
List 11—Top Ten Things that Could Lead to a China Trade Deal
List 12—Top Ten Real or Imaginary Exaggerations of President Trump
List 45—Top Ten Characteristics of President Trump or Dr. Fauci
List 21—Top Ten Unanswered Coronavirus Questions
List 46—Top Ten Parallels between Abraham Lincoln and Donald Trump
List 22—Top Ten Tiger King / Coronavirus Questions
List 65—Top Ten Possible Contents of the Letter President Trump Left for Joe Biden
List 26—Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 1
List 75—Top Ten Satirical Questions on Kim Kardashian's Bar Exam
List 15—Top Ten Real or Imaginary Afflictions
List 31—Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 6
List 98—Top Ten Worst Microbrews (Satirical)
List 50—Top Ten Characteristics of Mathematical Chaos Theory or Trump Chaos Theory
List 96—Top Ten Will Smith Statements vs. Other Voices
List 104—Top Ten Differences between the European Model and the American Model
List 34—Top Ten List: Now vs. Then—Part 9
List 42—Top Ten Groups of Five Words that are Hard to Remember


AI and traditional pictures are now on the Klugness site

About the AI Images

Since mid January 2023 we've been using AI images on the Klugness site. While the site was previously text-dominated, images are now included on the vast majority of the Imagining Things blog entries, and around 40% of the funny top ten lists. Woo hoo!

Most of the images were generated by an artificial intelligence (AI) software known as DALL-E (part of ChatGPT) based on text prompts that we supplied. For example, we typed in "grouchy old man" and got this:

grouchy old man

This image of "grouchy old man" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.

Cool, huh? Our webmaster likes it so much that he's thinking about adopting it as his avatar. He doesn't look exactly like the picture, but he is very grouchy, so it might as well be him.

Anyhoo, our webmaster spent some concentrated time in mid January 2023 generating lots of pix based on quirky text prompts. He was having so much fun typing "deer playing a board game" (List 115) and "a goldfish that looks like Gandalf" (List 118), and then viewing the cool pix that DALL-E generated, that he just couldn't stop. It was sadly reminiscent of his unfortunate Tetris addiction during the 1990s. Sure, pix created using the AI are different, but also fun!

About the Traditional Images

More recently—on June 12, 2023—we added about 20 traditional pictures (i.e., pictures taken with a smartphone). Most of the new pictures were added onto older funny top ten lists, but some are reflected on lists published as recently as March and April 2023.

The new pix are most noticeable on the 50+ Trump-Themed Lists. Previously, the Trump-themed lists were largely picture-free because of a restriction that photos generated by DALL-E can't be used for political purposes. We noticed that our Trump-themed content seemed kinda sparse without pictures, so we're rather pleased with ourselves that we've finally started adorning our hilarious Trump jokes with photos.

Printable PDF File with Image Info About All Top Ten Lists

Because of the now unwieldy number of top ten lists that include pictures, we've added a useful pdf file that contains a printable summary of all the funny top ten lists on www.klugness.com. This listing also identifies which lists include pictures, and whether the pictures were generated using AI or birthed in the traditional way. The printable archive also shows which funny top ten lists are included in the Now vs. Then series and the Trump-Themed archive. We hope you find this cross-reference information useful.

As part of our second anniversary celebration on October 17, 2024, note that we added photos during October to over 20 older top ten lists that were written during the period from 2020 to 2023, including several in the "Now vs. Then" series. The lists in question are identified by a blue "10/2/2024" in the comment column of our printable summary.

Sampler of Silly Traditional Images

Since we regard some of the traditional images added in June 2023 as strangely cool, we've added a table that shows a few selected lists to which traditional images were added—see table below. Clearly, the photos weren't taken by a professional but we think the severe slackdedness of these images is part of what makes the pix funny!

Our current working theory is that most older folks who liked MAD magazine when they were 12 years old subsequently grew up and moved on (and therefore regard this site as silly). Sadly, we have not moved on. In fact, List 44 below proves conclusively that our emotional age is still 12 and we are silly. Ha!


Selected Funny Top Ten Lists with Ridiculous Pictures

Num Top Ten List (and Clickable Link) Date Written
147.) Top Ten Fake Explanations of the Baseball Bat 03/30/2023
144.) Top Ten Things in Ted Cruz's Beard—Part 6 03/21/2023
106.) Top Ten Unexpected Revelations from the Final January 6 Hearing (Satirical) 10/20/2022
65.) Top Ten Possible Contents of the Letter President Trump Left for Joe Biden 01/20/2021
44.) Top Ten Kool Things about Thighland 08/31/2020
37.) Top Ten Trumpified Ice Cream Flavors (Part 2) 06/13/2020
36.) Top Ten Trumpified Ice Cream Flavors (Part 1) 06/12/2020