Top Ten Potential Cabinet Members if Trump Wins a Second Term (Part 1)

Top Ten Potential Cabinet Members if Trump Wins a Second Term—Part 1
Num	Cabinet Position	Satirical Nominee
10.)	Department of Women's Protection	Pepé Le Pew
9.)	Department of Civility	Andrew Dice Clay
8.)	Department of Workplace Merit	Eric Trump and Donald Trump, Jr.
7.)	Department of Agriculture	Locust M. Swarm
6.)	Department of Treasury	Bernie Madoff
5.)	Department of Informational Accuracy	Kari Lake
4.)	Department of the Interior	The offensive comedian from Trump's rally at Madison Square Garden
3.)	Department of Road Runner Protection	Wile E. Coyote
2.)	Department of Hygiene and Border Wall Funding & Security	Steve Bannon
1.)	Immigration Czar	Elon Musk

Posted November 3, 2024

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Commentary

With the 2024 U.S. presidential election imminent, we decided to speculate satirically about the people that Donald Trump may select for his cabinet positions in the (hopefully unlikely) event that the crooked 78 year old wins a second term. Given that the list is intended as a joke, we haven't limited our predictions to real people (as items 10 and 3 involve fictional cartoon characters, and item 7 is totally made up). Several of the cabinet positions shown are also made up. Doh!

In many of these items we're shooting for irony, as you wouldn't expect a person who's concerned about "women's protection" to nominate a horny French cartoon skunk for that particular imaginary cabinet position (item 10). Ha! This "wrong person for the job" theme explains pretty much all of the items on this funny top ten list. We may have gone over the top with a couple, as even someone as reckless as Donald Trump presumably wouldn't pick a jailed con artist to be his Treasury Secretary (item 6).

Item 2 is a spoof on how Steven Bannon always looks like he needs a bath (and a haircut), and how he's not the ideal candidate for ensuring that any funds donated by Trump supporters toward building border wall are actually used for that purpose. Item 1 is a spoof about how it would be ironic if a rich weirdo who may be in the country illegally is nominated for a role where his responsibility is to make sure that no additional people enter the country illegally. Doh!

Item 8 is a snarky reference to the fact that the man who accuses his opponent of being a "DEI hire" has folks working for his company who aren't the brightest bulbs in the drawer.

Top Ten Potential Cabinet Members if Trump Wins a Second Term—Part 1