Top Ten U.S. Presidential Debate Surprises (September 10, 2024)

Kamala used her earrings to communicate with Darth Vader
As a precaution, Trump's team hooked him up to an "anger meter" which promptly went on tilt when Kamala dissed his rallies
To try to throw Trump off his game, Kamala dressed up like Joe Biden and acted frail and helpless
A bear carcass was found behind Kamala's podium
Sensing that the debate was not going according to plan, Trump demanded that the event be converted to an arm-wrestling match
Kamala used her earrings to communicate with Taylor Swift
Trump angrily demanded that Kamala be arrested for "excessive giggling"
In one of her responses, Kamala expressed doubt that Trump would be able to duplicate his "mugshot scowl" and keep it up for the entire debate—but he did! Here's your gold star, Donald! Nice work!
Trump circled Kamala like a shark (oh shoot—that was Hillary Clinton in 2016)
To try to trigger Trump, Kamala called him a twiddler, a dreamer, a silly heart, and a jabberbox

Posted September 15, 2024

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Commentary

This funny top ten list makes light of the U.S. presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump that was moderated by ABC's David Muir and Linsey Davis on Tuesday, September 10, 2024.

Items 10 and 5 are riffs on the conspiracy theory that Kamala's earrings were being used as communication devices during the debate. Several items tackle the theme that Trump seemed angry from the moment that Kamala claimed that some of Trump's rally attendees leave the events early due to "exhaustion and boredom." Trump's angry demeanor seemingly continued for the remainder of the debate (items 9, 4, 3, and 1). Item 7 is a reference to RFK, Jr.

Item 1 is a based on a scene from a 1989 comedy movie ("Uncle Buck") in which a female elementary school principal made comments that triggered Buck Russell, the movie's main character (played by John Candy). That scene isn't really parallel to anything that happened during the debate, other than that Kamala made comments that successfully triggered Trump to lose his temper.