Top Ten Awkward Things About Trump's Hush Money Trial
- No "diet coke button" on defense desk
- Juvenile snickering at each use of the word "pecker"
- During her testimony Stormy Daniels keeps winking at Trump
- Prosecution asks the judge for a gag order on Trump's flatulence
- In a show of strong support, no members of Trump's family attend the trial
- Trump dozes off and suddenly wakes up when Stormy smacks him with a Forbes magazine
- Something something something crowd size
- Defense insists Trump is trying very hard to comply with the gag order
- It's cold in the courtroom—and no one in the history of the world has been treated worse or more unfairly than Trump
- WAAAGH
Posted April 24, 2024
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