| Num | Trump Quote | Brady Bunch Plot |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | I am your retribution | Bobby pulls the nails from the boys’ clubhouse to finish the girl’s clubhouse; alas, the boys’ clubhouse collapses |
| 9.) | If you go after me, I’m coming after you | Bobby’s kazoo goes missing and he initially blames Cindy, but the real culprit turns out to be the dog Tiger |
| 8.) | If I happen to be president and I see somebody doing well and beating me badly, I say go down and indict them | Marcia’s boyfriend Jerry tries to steal the Westdale High School football team’s playbook |
| 7.) | Nikki Haley was in charge of security | Mike trips on a bike in the back yard and the kids call the cops, thinking it’s a burglar |
| 6.) | The banks got all their money. They’re as happy as can be | Mike installs a pay phone to teach his kids about financial responsibility |
| 5.) | I don’t know E Jean Carroll, I never met her or touched her | Bobby worries he may have gotten the mumps from kissing Millicent |
| 4.) | We’re a nation in decline | Peter hits Marcia in the face with a wildly thrown football |
| 3.) | I like people who weren’t captured | Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! |
| 2.) | Two Corinthians 3:17 | Peter keeps saying “pork chops and apple sauce” |
| 1.) | And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute | Jan invents an imaginary boyfriend named George Glass |
Posted February 21, 2024
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