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Top Ten Trump vs. Elvis

Num Trump Elvis
10.) I am your retribution Love me tender
9.) If you go after me, I'm coming after you Baby, let me be your loving teddy bear
8.) If I happen to be president and I see somebody doing well and beating me badly, I say go down and indict them Everybody in the whole cell block was dancing to the jailhouse rock
7.) She's a whack job I'm all shook up
6.) I don't know E Jean Carroll, I never met her or touched her Return to sender, address unknown. No such number, no such zone
5.) We're a nation in decline I'm gonna sit right down and cry over you
4.) Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, I will have the disastrous war between Russia and Ukraine settled It's now or never, my love won't wait
3.) The banks all got their money. They're as happy as can be We can't go on together with suspicious minds
2.) They're poisoning the blood of our country You ain't nothing but a hound dog
1.) If you don't like your kids that much or if you don't like them at all, which happens on occasion, don't leave them a thing And his mama cries

Posted February 13, 2024

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