| Num | Trump NFT Superhero | Response to Trump's Arraignment |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Superman Trump | Incinerate the indictment with his x-ray eyes while showing off his six-pack abs |
| 9.) | Boxer Trump | Knock out Nancy Pelosi; claim victory on Fox News |
| 8.) | Astronaut Trump | Send Hunter Biden to Mars |
| 7.) | Elephant-riding Trump | Threaten to flatten anyone who gets in his way |
| 6.) | NASCAR Trump | Burn rubber in front of the courthouse while Melania gives the finger to Sheriff Buford T. Justice |
| 5.) | Baseball Trump | Claim "tremendous" launch angle of 110%; ride golf cart around the bases |
| 4.) | Tuxedo Trump | Push Rose off the floating door; save himself |
| 3.) | Gold Bar Trump | Say "food for everyone!" and then leave with all the gold bars |
| 2.) | (Flasher) Sheriff Trump | Threaten to arrest everyone, then flash them if they fail to comply |
| 1.) | Golf Trump | Declare Trump the winner of a golf tournament he didn't play in |
Posted August 6, 2023
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