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Top Ten Dueling Billionaires

Num Mark Zuckerberg Elon Musk Donald Trump
10.) Threads Twitter Truth Social
9.) Hoodie / T-shirt (tie) Suitable attire Long red neckties
8.) Metaverse Mars Mar-a-Lago
7.) Pet dog is Beast (Hungarian Sheepdog) Pet dog is Floki (Shiba Inu) No pet dog (Imagi Nary)
6.) Jiu Jitsu Jiu Jitsu Golf
5.) Eye of Sauron Space Karen Agent Orange
4.) Big bet on crypto hasn't panned out Referred to dogecoin as a "hustle" on SNL I lose enough money on golf courses, thanks
3.) Meta Tesla MAGA
2.) Maxima Exa Dark Sideræl Ivanka
1.) Started the Chan Zuckerberg initiative Tweeted that he would donate $6B to end world hunger, then didn't Said "food for everyone" at a Miami restaurant, but didn't buy any

Posted July 13, 2023

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