Top Ten Fake Explanations of the Baseball Bat It's not a bat—it's a corn dog Don't ask me—ask China It's not a bat—it's a ferret Nobody respects women more than me It's not a bat—it's a flag pole that I was hugging I say that you're a terrible reporter It's not a bat—it's a drumstick from KFC Somebody else put that picture up—probably either Mike Pence, George Soros, or antifa It's not a bat—it's a toothpick I don't take responsibility at all Posted March 30, 2023 Previous Trump-Themed Top Ten Lists Next