| Num | George Santos | Donald Trump |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Worked at Citigroup | Nobody knows more about technology than me |
| 9.) | Ran a foundation called Friends of Pets United, saving 2,500 dogs and cats | The DJT Foundation, unlike most foundations, never paid fees, rent, salaries, or any expenses. 100% of the money goes to wonderful charities! |
| 8.) | Ranked in the top 1% of his class at Baruch College | We've never had an empty seat |
| 7.) | Under the pseudonym Kitara Rivache, competed in drag queen beauty contests in Brazil | Under the pseudonym John Barron, lied about his wealth and assets to get on the Forbes 400 list during the 1980s |
| 6.) | Got an MBA from NYU | I know more about Isis than the generals do, believe me |
| 5.) | Worked at Goldman Sachs | Everybody who wants a test can get a test |
| 4.) | Got both knees replaced as a result of playing volleyball at Baruch College | Would totally have fought in the Vietnam War if not for the doggone bone spurs |
| 3.) | His Jewish grandparents survived the Holocaust | The birth certificate is missing. I've been told that it's not there or it doesn't exist |
| 2.) | Was a star on the volleyball team at Baruch College | Nobody respects women more than me |
| 1.) | Got mugged in broad daylight on Fifth Avenue in New York, and the thieves stole his watch, briefcase, and shoes! | Who is this guy—Jussie Smollett? Even I don't make up lies this absurd! |
Posted February 3, 2023
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