Top Ten Items Seized from Mar-a-Lago (Satirical)

Three of Kayleigh McEnany's press briefing binders, two golf balls, and a partridge in a pear tree
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair's championship wrestling belt from 1986
The top secret formula for Coke
Pablo Picasso's "Dora Maar au Chat" worth $17B
Dozens of files that Trump declassified via a standing order to declassify one file every time he pressed the diet coke button
Rudy Giuliani's "Mar-a-Lago with Cat" worth $0.17
Framed cover of MAD Magazine's April 1974 issue (Issue No. 166)
Racy photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene
A one-quart tupperware container filled with vomit
Dozens of files that Trump declassified by loudly singing "I did it my way"

Posted October 17, 2022; Written August 17, 2022