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Top Ten Possible Contents of the Letter President Trump Left for Joe Biden

  1. Sorry I missed you
  2. Does your mom know you're gay?
  3. I totally won the election
  4. Your mama wears army boots
  5. You got my homework finished, McFly?
  6. There's nothing smart about you, Joe
  7. Hey Sleepy Joe—I didn't get a chance to throw out this KFC bucket before I left—can you take care of it?
  8. Give up and go back to your basement, loser
  9. My wife is hotter than yours
  10. Good luck—NOT

Posted October 17, 2022; Written January 20, 2021

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Mock presidential transition letter from Trump to Biden