| Num | Abraham Lincoln | Donald Trump |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Led the nation during the Civil War | Led the nation during the Coronavirus War |
| 9.) | Born in Kentucky | Enjoys KFC |
| 8.) | Largely responsible for the national Thanksgiving holiday | Still upset that no one thanked him for approving John McCain's funeral |
| 7.) | Served in the Illinois militia in 1832 | This item intentionally left blank |
| 6.) | 6'4" | 6'3" |
| 5.) | Defeated a bully in wrestling | Pushed aside a prime minister at a NATO summit |
| 4.) | Abolished slavery | Embraced celebrity |
| 3.) | Gave the Gettysburg address | Got Stormy Daniels undressed |
| 2.) | Loved to read | Loves to watch cable TV |
| 1.) | Known as "Honest Abe" | Hahahaha! |
Posted October 17, 2022; Written September 13, 2020
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