Top Ten Kool Things about Thighland

You can pick up takeout at Wing Stop on the way there
If you see a Jewish person, you can say, "Yo, Semite"
The climate is a lot warmer there, as you know, than in Minneannapolis
If you don't like grene kurry, you can get red kurry; frankly I prefer hamberders
It's known for pad tie and Buddha (tie)
I here they have nood beeches, but I have no idea if that's right
It's a short boat ride, as you know, from there to Clambodia
It's not easily mistaken for Ukraine or Bangladesh
I heard Colonel Sanders was born there, but I have no idea if that's right
It's nice there, as you know, and not nearly as crowded as Breastland

Posted October 17, 2022; Written August 31, 2020

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