Top Ten Reasons President Trump went to the Bunker during the Protests

Went there during the day for an "inspection," but only for a brief period
That's where he keeps his exercise equipment
To have sex with Angela (oops, sorry, that's why Dwight from The Office went to the bunker)
Heard there were no ramps there
To hug a confederate flag OR salute a confederate flag (tie)
To rough up a few antifa trouble-makers who he single-handedly apprehended
To lead a family bible study
Was told that was the room where it happened
To restock the cupboards that Obama left bare
Wanted a nice quiet spot to read his Presidential Daily Briefing

Posted October 17, 2022; Written June 18, 2020

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