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Top Ten Will Smith Excuses

1. It wasn't really an attack—it was more of a "special military operation"
2. I just wish others respected Jada as much as I do
3. Girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
4. I didn't inhale
5. He must have had on some really nice pants
6. I was under the influence of Ambien
7. No, see, I was just pretending to be Richard Williams—I was acting!
8. It wasn't me—it was Will Smith, the baseball player
9. I'm sorry you're stupid
10. I thought it was ok for me to hit Chris like that, given that the world revolves around me

Posted October 17, 2022; Written April 1, 2022