Commentary
The February 2 announcement of the new name of the Washington Football Team can't happen soon enough.
So yeah, we're continuing to make up names that the team may have rejected. We're basing our guesses on the same stuff that's inside a balloon. We've about run out of funny guesses, so we're going to nip this theme in the bud after this fourth installment.
Yes, we made up these names based on Washington landmarks and the fact that Washington is the center of our federal goverment, including Congress. Many of the barbs are based on the advanced age and long tenure of many of the folks who are serving in Congress, or on the difficulty of accomplishing things.
At least we didn't name any names!
