Commentary
We're counting down the days to the February 2 announcement of the Washington Football Team's new name.
It's been about a year and a half since the team announced in July 2020 that the former name would be retired, and that the generic Washington Football Team would be used until the team completed its review. At least it's not as long as the wait for a new Stranger Things season or a new Avatar movie.
To pass the time, we're continuing to just make up names that the team may have rejected. The satirical names are based on Washington landmarks, foliage, and various nasty barbs directed at Congress or other Washington institutions. Sure, no one in their right mind would give these names to a professional sports team, so go ahead and report us to Nurse Ratched.
This is the third funny top ten list in this series of four installments. One more to go!
