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Top Ten Obstacles the Atlanta Braves Overcame to Win the 2021 World Series (Part 1)

  1. Star player Ronald Acuña, Jr. out for the second half of the season with a torn ACL
  2. Huascar Ynoa out after fracturing his hand when he foolishly punched the dugout bench after a bad pitching start
  3. Will Smith had to walk to practice, and it was uphill both ways
  4. Braves players were forced to manufacture their own bats using only stone knives and bearskins
  5. Team bus broke down in Death Valley during August
  6. Kids threw eggs at Dansby Swanson while on the way to pose for the cover of GQ, but don't worry girls—his hair wasn't damaged
  7. Adam Duvall was mauled by a bear that somehow slipped past security into center field
  8. Travis d'Arnaud's thumb diagnosed with gangrene
  9. Ehire Adrianza struck by lightning—twice
  10. Stadium fell into a sinkhole and had to be rebuilt

Posted October 17, 2022; Written November 7, 2021

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