Top Ten Possible New Names for Facebook (Part 1)

freebook
safebook
photobook
joybook
friendship
faithlove / lovepeace (tie)
sunshine
seraphim
kumbaya
nirvana

Posted October 17, 2022; Written October 26, 2021

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Around October 19, 2021 the news surfaced that Facebook planned to change the company's name. This revelation gave the klugness.com creative team the exact type of information vacuum needed to make up a new name for Facebook. Why? Because we care.

A savvy creative team would have taken note that Facebook intended to select a name based on the metaverse—whatever that is. But not us. We just made up a bunch of satirical names that sounded sorta like Facebook, and that conjured up happy images of baby angels, peace, and harmony. That's because we refuse to be distracted or influenced by the company's thinly disguised effort to counteract the bad publicity over Facebook's anger-stoking algorithm and other negative effects the platform has on certain users such as young women.

Enjoy this funny top ten list of satirical new names for Facebook.