Top Ten Reasons Captain Kirk Got to Go to Space

Jeff Bezos is a big Star Trek fan
Because fortunately there were no Klingon ships in the vicinity of the flight path that day
Star Fleet approved the mission in 1967 but the message was sent via subspace channels and only just arrived
In the opinion of Attorney Dennis Crane, the mission did not violate his confidentiality agreement
He heard that Khan is no longer seeking revenge
Kirk prefers Bezos to that boob Elon Musk
He heard Finnegan was out there and wanted to try to kick his ass one last time
Sulu was invited but was disqualified because he tried to bring a sword
It was either Captain Kirk or Darth Vader (James Earl Jones is also 90)
Bezos told him that Miramanee would be there

Posted October 17, 2022; Written October 19, 2021

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