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Top Ten Reasons Bill Clinton Got Admitted to the Hospital

  1. Threesome with a mermaid and the hot green chick from Star Trek got out of hand
  2. He tried marijuana and finally inhaled
  3. Went for a motorcycle ride with Leather Tuscadero and they crashed
  4. Saw the new Hooters girl outfits and passed out cold
  5. The coeds at a college sorority house tried to tickle him to death
  6. Blood pressure spiked when that rat bastard Bezos selected Captain Kirk for the space flight (Clinton insists he's scored with more green women than Kirk has)
  7. Ate one too many pumpkin spice donuts from Krispy Kreme
  8. Inadvertently saw an explicit photo of Lizzo in a see-through outfit and immediately went into shock
  9. Erection that lasted more than four hours
  10. Bad case of "everything bagel" poisoning

Posted October 17, 2022; Written October 18, 2021

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mermaid

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everything bagel

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