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Top Ten Satirical Questions on Kim Kardashian's Baby Bar Exam

Num Satirical Baby Bar Exam Question Satirical Kim Kardashian Response
10.) In the context of court testimony, what is "hearsay"? Hearsay is when you, like, hear what your sisters are saying but you don’t, like, totally pay attention
9.) What does it mean for preliminary evidence to "lack proper foundation"? That’s if the witness didn’t like do a good job of, like, applying their makeup
8.) A “moot point” is what type of statement? A statement made by a person who can’t, like, hear
7.) A person who makes a false statement while under oath has committed what? Plastic surgery?
6.) In a court proceeding, “objection—nonresponsive” means that the witness what? Um, like passed out or whatever?
5.) What is a "subpoena"? It’s like when a male plaintiff’s, um, manhood is, you know, of below average size...awkward!!!
4.) Proof “beyond a reasonable doubt” is not required in civil cases; it’s only required in what type of cases? Um...lipstick cases?
3.) The “burden of proof” in a court proceeding lies with the what? Oh, the persecution!!!
2.) Ordinary witnesses in court proceedings are not permitted to express opinions or draw what? Draw pictures?
1.) What is "bail"? Bail is when you, like, can’t pass the bar exam and have to, like, give up on your dream of becoming a lawyer

Posted October 17, 2022; Written May 27, 2021

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