| Num | Satirical Baby Bar Exam Question | Satirical Kim Kardashian Response |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | In the context of court testimony, what is "hearsay"? | Hearsay is when you, like, hear what your sisters are saying but you don’t, like, totally pay attention |
| 9.) | What does it mean for preliminary evidence to "lack proper foundation"? | That’s if the witness didn’t like do a good job of, like, applying their makeup |
| 8.) | A “moot point” is what type of statement? | A statement made by a person who can’t, like, hear |
| 7.) | A person who makes a false statement while under oath has committed what? | Plastic surgery? |
| 6.) | In a court proceeding, “objection—nonresponsive” means that the witness what? | Um, like passed out or whatever? |
| 5.) | What is a "subpoena"? | It’s like when a male plaintiff’s, um, manhood is, you know, of below average size...awkward!!! |
| 4.) | Proof “beyond a reasonable doubt” is not required in civil cases; it’s only required in what type of cases? | Um...lipstick cases? |
| 3.) | The “burden of proof” in a court proceeding lies with the what? | Oh, the persecution!!! |
| 2.) | Ordinary witnesses in court proceedings are not permitted to express opinions or draw what? | Draw pictures? |
| 1.) | What is "bail"? | Bail is when you, like, can’t pass the bar exam and have to, like, give up on your dream of becoming a lawyer |
Posted October 17, 2022; Written May 27, 2021
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