Top Ten Actual or Satirical QAnon Conspiracy Theories

Satan-worshiping, cannibalistic pedophiles are running a global child sex-trafficking ring
George Soros, riding a Yamaha 250, successfully jumped the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool at Biden's inauguration. Afterwards, he did several wheelies as Fonzie gave him the thumbs up and the inaugural crowd cheered. No—this really happened!
Oprah swam across the Pacific Ocean without taking a breath
Not only is John F. Kennedy, Jr. still alive, but he currently resides in Dalton, Georgia, and voted 12,000 times in the Georgia presidential election! ... Naw—fer real!
In order to prolong his life, Lord Voldemort is siphoning adenochrome from underage unicorns
When it's very cold outside, the majority of body heat escapes through your knees
In an event referred to as "The Storm," thousands of members of the Satan-worshiping cabal will be arrested
Yes, we thought President Trump was the savior, but come to find out it's Rudy Giuliani!!
Several liberal Hollywood actors' heads will suddenly explode, revealing that their brains contain sawdust, bran flakes, and crabgrass
QAnon supporters must unite to prevent Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton from baking a crème brûlée

Posted October 17, 2022; Written March 10, 2021

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