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Top Ten Republican Party Characteristics—Then vs. Now

Num Then Now
10.) Barbara Bush Lauren Boebert (tee hee—I have a gun!)
9.) Being leery of Russia Being lapdogs of Putin
8.) Respect for the men in blue Attacks on police officers defending the Capitol
7.) Well-to-do gentlemen Blue collar hell-raisers
6.) Deregulation Derangement
5.) Mitt Romney Marjorie Taylor Greene
4.) Honesty and integrity Ok, we can tolerate a certain amount of dishonesty and corruption, as long as you really hate Nancy Pelosi
3.) Personal responsibility and accountability Um, yeah, it was definitely antifa people posing as MAGA who were responsible for the riots
2.) Potatoe QAnon
1.) Clean-cut guys in suits who favor low taxes Bearded guys in tattoos who favor ransacking the Capitol

Posted October 17, 2022; Written February 4, 2021

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