| Num | Ray of Sunshine | President Biden |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Been hanging with the other rays at the sun for eons | Been hanging with the other old-timers in Washington for eons |
| 9.) | Prolonged exposure may cause sunburn | Prolonged exposure may trigger gaffes |
| 8.) | Can travel 93 million miles in 8 minutes, 20 seconds | Come on, man!! |
| 7.) | Feels like years since it's been here | Feels like years that he's been here |
| 6.) | Friends with Ella Dorsey | Sorry, who? |
| 5.) | Brings warmth to humanity | Brings humanity to the presidency |
| 4.) | Is embarrassed about its middle name (of) | Is embarrassed about his middle name (Robinette) |
| 3.) | Bedtime is when the sun goes down | Bedtime is when the sun goes down |
| 2.) | Shines on the good and bad alike | Plans to raise taxes on the wealthy to fund the sunshine budget |
| 1.) | Serves as one of the ingredients for photosynthesis | Serves as one of the....what? |
Posted October 17, 2022; Written January 23, 2021
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