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Top Ten Say Goodbye to 2020, Say Hello to 2021 Fantasies

Num Say Goodbye to 2020 Say Hello to 2021
10.) Staying in your bubble Bubblicious
9.) Murder hornets Honeysuckle
8.) Elon Musk Elon Musk with laryngitis
7.) California wildfires Sandals Jamaica?
6.) I drink alone (eat alone, watch movies alone...) Going out to the bar, restaurant, or movies
5.) News cycle dominated by President Trump Excuse me—who?
4.) Not going anywhere Going everywhere, possibly naked, if we feel like it
3.) Tiger King Stranger Things
2.) Zoom calls and instagram DJs Live concerts
1.) Stockpiling toilet paper Flirting with the flight attendant

Posted October 17, 2022; Written December 31, 2020

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lonicera (honeysuckle)

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