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Top Ten List of Quotes to Match with the Person Who Said It

Q# Quote Ans. Press to Guess Press for Hint Hints / Comments
10.) You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night E Fictional cartoon character with a childlike enthusiasm for life
9.) You are a crude ass, and an ass you will remain J Historical figure who was known to use the word "ass" and make confrontational statements
8.) Keep yappin', man A This statement was made during a September 29, 2020 debate
7.) That's what I get for trustin' a rabbit I Hot-tempered fictional cartoon character with a license to carry
6.) There's nothing smart about you, Joe B This statement was made during a September 29, 2020 debate
5.) He's about as sharp as a bowling ball C Fictional cartoon character based on a blustery southern politician
4.) In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's ok. There are a lot more coming along D A whimsical statement made by someone with a serious occupation
3.) I've been treated very poorly G I'm not a president but I play one on TV
2.) Of course you realize, this means war H Statement made by fictional cartoon character who has undergone an explosion
1.) I'm sorry you're stupid F A half-hearted apology from a married fictional cartoon character

Posted October 17, 2022; Written October 1, 2020

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