Top Ten Kool Things about Thighland
- You can pick up takeout at Wing Stop on the way there
- If you see a Jewish person, you can say, "Yo, Semite"
- The climate is a lot warmer there, as you know, than in Minneannapolis
- If you don't like grene kurry, you can get red kurry; frankly I prefer hamberders
- It's known for pad tie and Buddha (tie)
- I here they have nood beeches, but I have no idea if that's right
- It's a short boat ride, as you know, from there to Clambodia
- It's not easily mistaken for Ukraine or Bangladesh
- I heard Colonel Sanders was born there, but I have no idea if that's right
- It's nice there, as you know, and not nearly as crowded as Breastland
Posted October 17, 2022; Written August 31, 2020
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