Top Ten Things President Trump HAS Been Briefed On

Vladimir Putin's greatest hockey goals
How well you're doing in Maine, Mr. President
Words that rhyme with fits and grass, elf, or honey
Trump and Rocket Man: a photo montage
The tremendous TV ratings of the Tulsa rally
Who's hotter: Britney Spears or Ivanka Trump
The draft design for a 5th president at Mount Rushmore
Why the bible should be cherished—but never, ever opened
Special new Presidential Daily Briefings in a clever format designed to increase engagement (hint: cartoons!)
The hurricane damage in Alabama

Posted October 17, 2022; Written July 5, 2020