Top Ten Embarrassing Accidents

Accidentally invited a journalist to a highly sensitive military group chat on Signal
Soiled pants during meeting with the Queen
Mistakenly deported the wrong person due to an administrative error
After running out of bronzer, substituted it with Georgia red clay
Recklessly pointed a firearm at a law enforcement officer's head
Described the recent market turmoil as "unpresidented"
Referred to 2 Corinthians 3:17 as "Two Corinthians"
Reached out to Ivanka Trump to ask whether she wanted to bear you a child
Accidentally dropped Ohio State's national title trophy on the floor
Replaced White House toilet paper with copies of recent Supreme Court rulings

Posted April 20, 2025

Commentary

Roughly half of these items are jokes about recent gaffes by the Trump administration (items 10, 8, 6, and 2), while item 4 is a flashback to a minor gaffe from Trump's first term. The odd items are mostly made up, though some of the items include oblique references to actual events or issues (items 3 and 1).

The Mike Waltz gaffe in Item 10 is old news at this point. Item 6 refers to a recent embarrassing gun-related safety misstep by Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, the ICE Barbie whose duties appear to consist solely of appearing in photo ops with Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers. Item 2 refers to a recent whoopsy by Vice President J.D. Vance while appearing with college football national champs Ohio State, his alma mater.

Item 3 is a reference to recent publicity about Elon Musk's proclivity for asking right wing influencers to be his baby mama. Item 1 is an off-the-wall reference to the Trump administration's lack of deference for judicial decisions that don't go their way.

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