| Num | Statement by President Trump | Satirical Response by President Trump |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | You're all dressed up today | I have a great relationship with the blacks |
| 9.) | You are in no position to tell us what we're going to feel. We're going to feel very good | I say that you're a terrible reporter |
| 8.) | You're not in a good position. You don't have the cards right now. With us, you start having cards | This will go away without a vaccine |
| 7.) | You're playing cards. You're gambling with the lives of millions of people. You're gambling with World War III | They are dying. That's true—it is what it is |
| 6.) | He's not speaking loudly. He's not speaking loudly. Your country is in big trouble | You're fake news—you don't have the brains you were born with—I've had the most unfair press in history |
| 5.) | No, no. You've done a lot of talking. Your country is in big trouble | I would like you to do us a favor though... |
| 4.) | Look, if you can get a ceasefire right now, I tell you, you take it so the bullets stop flying and your men stop getting killed | This is voluntary—I don't think I'm going to be doing it |
| 3.) | Are you saying you don't want a ceasefire? I want a ceasefire. Because you'll get a ceasefire faster than an agreement | What a stupid question that is |
| 2.) | You've got to be more thankful because let me tell you, you don't have the cards. With us, you have the cards, but without us, you don't have any cards | You should say "congratulations, great job" instead of being so horrid in the way you ask a question |
| 1.) | They respect me | And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute...one minute...and is there a way they can do something like that by an injection... |
Posted March 12, 2025
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