| Num | Statement by President Trump | Satirical Response by President Trump |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | You're all dressed up today | I don't like losers |
| 9.) | You are in no position to tell us what we're going to feel. We're going to feel very good | There's never been a time in the history of our country where somebody was so mistreated as I have been |
| 8.) | You're not in a good position. You don't have the cards right now. With us, you start having cards | I alone can fix it |
| 7.) | You're playing cards. You're gambling with the lives of millions of people. You're gambling with World War III | We have it totally under control |
| 6.) | He's not speaking loudly. He's not speaking loudly. Your country is in big trouble | We've never had an empty seat |
| 5.) | No, no. You've done a lot of talking. Your country is in big trouble | I don't take responsibility at all |
| 4.) | Look, if you can get a ceasefire right now, I tell you, you take it so the bullets stop flying and your men stop getting killed | They are dying. That's true—it is what it is |
| 3.) | Are you saying you don't want a ceasefire? I want a ceasefire. Because you'll get a ceasefire faster than an agreement | Don't ask me—ask China |
| 2.) | You've got to be more thankful because let me tell you, you don't have the cards. With us, you have the cards, but without us, you don't have any cards | I will absolutely apologize sometime in the hopefully distant future if I'm ever wrong |
| 1.) | They respect me | China is paying for the tariffs |
Posted March 9, 2025
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