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Top Ten Accomplishments from Last Week

  1. Took a standardized test using a No. 3 pencil
  2. Wore a baseball cap to a cabinet meeting at the White House
  3. Stepped on a crack, broke my mother's back
  4. Blamed Ukraine for starting the war and wiping boogers on the Resolute Desk
  5. Drank beer before liquor
  6. Brought my four-year-old son to a meeting in the Oval Office
  7. Counted my chickens before they hatched
  8. Woke up a sleeping dog
  9. Lost track of how many kids I have
  10. Calculated octane, but didn't use the (R+M)/2 Method

Posted February 27, 2025

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