Top Ten Whiny Phrases used by Democrats

Wall Street fat cats
Undocumented workers
An unelected bureaucrat
They need to pay their fair share
Have the day you voted for
Tax breaks for the rich and powerful
An unelected MAGA billionaire
Cisgender narcissist intersectionality
Cultural appropriation of non-binary microaggression
Privileged fat-shaming unhinged fascist bullyboy of color

Posted February 23, 2025

Commentary

Yeah, Democrats are whiny by nature. They can't help it. They're crybabies who melt when they're offended or criticized. It's no wonder the GOP calls Democrats "snowflakes." Waaagh.

Earlier this month the Democrats' "whininess cup" runneth over when members of Congress loudly and publicly criticized Elon Musk after the dorky billionaire began throwing his weight around in the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), the new government department that we thought was imaginary or had no power and authority.

A host of Congressional snowflakes turned out in force for a "Nobody Elected Elon" rally at the Treasury Building on February 4, 2025. The liberals whined that Elon Musk is an "unelected bureaucrat" (item 8) or an "unelected MAGA billionaire" (item 4).

In a fit of unbridled outrage, Pocahantas even resorted to a double-negative (see 3:06 in the video) to hammer home her disdain. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer put a cherry on top of the whiny complaint-fest when he led an embarrassingly lame cheer of "We will win!" (see 0:50 in the video) as progressive viewers at home yawned, wept, or wondered whether the world was quietly coming to an end. Pathetic and depressing it was—to put it in Yoda-speak.

Anyway, we couldn't figure out how to give voice to our distress over the lame-o whine-fest, so we tasked ourselves with the difficult project of drafting a funny collection of whiny phrases used by Democrats. Many of these items are standard whiny Democrat Party fare (items 10, 7, and 5). One item isn't whiny but represents a politically correct euphemism that Democrats typically use in lieu of "illegal aliens" (item 9). Item 6 is a snarky item we once saw on a T shirt.

We soon realized that the alleged funny top ten list wasn't particulary funny, so for items 3, 2, and 1 we decided to go wild by concatenating various Democrat buzz-words into newly coined super-liberal phrases in the hope of getting some chuckles via hyperbole. We didn't believe item 1 rose to the level of funny until we added the last two words, lol!

image of loud socks - we're not Chuck Schumer's socks, but we play them on TV

This image of "loud socks" was created by Klugmeister with help from no one. (Note they're not Chuck Schumer's socks, but they play them on TV.)