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Top Ten T-1000 Terminator vs. Elon Musk—Part 2

Num T-1000 Terminator Elon Musk
10.) Have you seen John Connor? Have you seen "Parasite"?
9.) Hijacked a police helicopter Hijacked a government payment system
8.) Nemesis is named Arnold Nemesis is named Pocahantas
7.) On a mission to hunt down and exterminate John Connor On a mission to hunt down and exterminate DEI
6.) Never said "Hasta la vista, baby" Never said "Hasta la vista, baby"
5.) Survived being frozen in liquid nitrogen This item left intentionally blank
4.) Attacked Sarah Connor, John Connor, and a T-800 Was loudly criticized by Elizabeth Warren, Chuck Schumer, and Tinkerbell
3.) Vulnerable to acid Vulnerable to criticism
2.) Determined to kill a kid named John Determined to father lots of kids not named John
1.) Has never sat at the Resolute Desk Hasn't sat at the Resolute Desk yet

Posted February 12, 2025

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