| Num | RFK Jr.-isms | Lyrics of Yes Songs |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Left a dead bear in Central Park and staged it to look like a bike accident | How can the wind with its arms all around me |
| 9.) | Wi-fi radiation causes cancer | Now the voices I've sang don't add much weight to the story in my head |
| 8.) | Believes the CIA was involved in JFK's assassination | Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race |
| 7.) | Attended Harvard | Sharp distance |
| 6.) | Believes Covid was designed to target Caucasians and Black people | Hot color melting the anger to stone |
| 5.) | Vaccine skeptic | On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving anyplace |
| 4.) | On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S. water systems to remove flouride from public water | Don't surround yourself with yourself, move on back two squares |
| 3.) | Denies eating a dog | Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are |
| 2.) | Used a chainsaw to cut a dead whale's head off, then strapped it to the roof of the family vehicle | Feel partly no more than grains of sand |
| 1.) | Believes an issue in his brain scans "was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died" | Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there |
Posted January 19, 2025
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