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Top Ten Elon Musk vs. Donald Trump—Part 2

Num Elon Musk Donald Trump
10.) Wears T shirts, leaps in the air at Trump rallies Wears suits, sways back and forth to "YMCA" at Trump rallies
9.) Likes Ghirardelli chocolates Likes oreos
8.) Likes to read books Hahahaha
7.) Isn't aware of what Obama did while president Wants to reverse everything Obama did while president
6.) Favorite movie is "Parasite" Favorite movie is "Citizen Kane"
5.) Drink of choice is whiskey Doesn't drink
4.) Name rhymes with dusk Name rhymes with dump
3.) Has Daddy issues Has Daddy issues
2.) Wants to go on a space flight to Mars Has a star on the Hollywood walk of fame
1.) Likes to play video games Likes to make superhero images of himself and market them as NFTs

Posted December 29, 2024

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