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Top Ten Elon Musk vs. Donald Trump—Part 1

Num Elon Musk Donald Trump
10.) Likes sushi Likes well-done steak with ketchup
9.) Made a cameo appearance in "The Big Bang Theory" Made a cameo appearance in "Home Alone 2"
8.) Has never jammed with Motörhead Has never jammed with Neil Young
7.) Can eat a hamburger in three bites Likes Big Macs, Filet-O-Fish, and Quarter Pounders
6.) Favorite book is "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" This item left intentionally blank
5.) Firmly convinced that the world revolves around him Firmly convinced that the world revolves around him
4.) Wants to populate Mars Wants to take control of Greenland
3.) Enjoys Jiu Jitsu Enjoys golf
2.) Creepy vibe Crêpey skin
1.) Thinks he's the President-Elect Is the President-Elect

Posted December 28, 2024

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