Top Ten Potential Cabinet Members if Trump Wins a Second Term—Part 1 Num Cabinet Position Satirical Nominee 10.) Department of Women's Protection Pepé Le Pew 9.) Department of Civility Andrew Dice Clay 8.) Department of Workplace Merit Eric Trump and Donald Trump, Jr. 7.) Department of Agriculture Locust M. Swarm 6.) Department of Treasury Bernie Madoff 5.) Department of Informational Accuracy Kari Lake 4.) Department of the Interior The offensive comedian from Trump's rally at Madison Square Garden 3.) Department of Road Runner Protection Wile E. Coyote 2.) Department of Hygiene and Border Wall Funding & Security Steve Bannon 1.) Immigration Czar Elon Musk Posted November 3, 2024 Previous All Top Ten Lists Next