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Top Ten Incorrect Translations of "Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi, Ce Soir?"—Part 1

  1. Do you want to crochet with me by the fire tonight?
  2. Do you want to eat soufflé and watch Avatar tonight?
  3. Do you want to sit on the couch with Alec's mom tonight?
  4. Did Hosea play croquet with your mom tonight?
  5. Do you want to caress a wet mop, eh sir?
  6. Do you want to take off your hairpiece with the leader of Iran tonight?
  7. Do you say touché any more, oh sir?
  8. Do you want to sleep with the sous chef tonight, my dear?
  9. Do you want to elect me on the couch, eh sir?
  10. Do you want a ménage à trois with me tonight, or four?

Posted September 1, 2024

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