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Top Ten Things We Can Learn from Beastie Boys Songs (Part 2)

Num Insightful Lyric   Name of Song / Album
10.) Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazy sniffable   The Move / Hello Nasty
9.) My pistol is loaded—I shot Betty Crocker   Rhymin' and Stealin' / Licensed to Ill
8.) At school she majors in Advanced Def Jam   She's On It / Krush Groove Soundtrack
7.) I got more rhymes than Jamaica's got mangos   Shake Your Rump / Paul's Boutique
6.) B-E-A-S-T-I-E   The New Style / Licensed to Ill
5.) I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew   Sure Shot / Ill Communications
4.) I like my sugar with coffee and cream   Intergalactic / Hello Nasty
3.) The sweat is getting wet around the ring around your collar   So What'cha Want / Check Your Head
2.) I'm from Manhattan and I'm not a bum   Hold It Now, Hit It / Licensed to Ill
1.) You can't and you won't and you don't stop   Sure Shot / Ill Communications

Posted August 7, 2024

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