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Top Ten Garfield vs. Trump

Num Garfield Trump
10.) Hates exercise Loves golf
9.) Orange fur Orange skin
8.) Loves lasagna Loves well done steak with ketchup
7.) Got stuck in roll-up shades Got stuck in court
6.) Likes sarcasm Likes flattery
5.) Voiced by Bill Murray Voiced by himself (with help from MAGA congressional supporters)
4.) Loves coffee Loves diet coke
3.) Manipulates people to get whatever he wants Manipulates people to get whatever he wants
2.) Pushed Odie off the table Threw his lunch plate at the wall
1.) Spars with mice Spars with the judge

Posted May 19, 2024

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lasagna

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Well done steak with ketchup

Well done steak with ketchup

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