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Top Ten Ways to Celebrate Pi Day (March 14)

1. Forego the usual 5K race to compete in a Pi mile race
2. Sit mesmerized before your computer monitor all day watching the disk defragmenter clean up your hard drive
3. Tell everyone you encounter that day to "shut your pie hole"—then wink as if to imply it was a math joke rather than a mean thing to say
4. Ignore ℼ and—instead—calculate the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter
5. Watch "The Martian" with Pythagorus, Fibonacci, and Sir Isaac Newton
6. Argue over whether ℼ are squared or round
7. Write an essay on the pros and cons of isosceles vs. scalene triangles
8. Watch "Back to the Future" with Euclid, Bernoulli, and Trump's uncle who went to MIT
9. Play sudoku with Yoko Ono
10. Attend the highly anticipated UFC match between ℼ and ℇ

Posted March 15, 2024