Top Ten Newfangled Christmas Gifts for 2023

A magic 8 ball that tells you which teams will be in the college football playoffs
Congressional expulsion bingo game
A mobile phone containing...wait for it...titanium (Wooo)
A Dolly Parton cheerleader bobblehead
A screen magnifier that makes fat people look skinny
Face socks featuring Donald Trump's mugshot
An electric candle lighter powered by lithium batteries
A Golden Bachelor bobblehead and several sobbing older women bobbleheads
Satin pajamas adorned with serpents
A custom neon sign that says "Meh"

Posted December 4, 2023

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