Top Ten Descriptions of What It Means to be Censured

When Congressmen form a line and paddle you, and you're required to say, "Thank you, sir—may I have another?" after each whack
When your alarm clock sound is forever set to "I Got You, Babe"
When a censureship panel beeps out all the swear words from your speeches
When your amplifier is unfairly restricted so that it only goes to 10
When people call you names and it makes you really, really mad
When an enemy vessel uses its censures to scan your spaceship
When a judge instructs you to "just answer the question"
When someone questions whether your decisions are wise
When Captain Kirk orders you beamed down to the surface of a really inhospitable planet
When someone takes away all your dimes, nickels, and quarters

Posted November 8, 2023

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