Top Ten House Republicans' Incorrect Solutions to the Fox-Chicken-Corn Riddle Num Incorrect Solutions 10.) Bring the corn across the river (leaving the fox to eat the chicken), Then go back and get the fox and bring it across the river, Then apologize to Chik-Fil-A for losing the chicken 9.) Train the chicken to attack Democrats, Use the corn to make moonshine, Sic pit bulls on the fox 8.) Bring the fox across the river (leaving the chicken to eat the corn), Then go back and get the chicken and bring it across the river, Then go home to your district while the fox eats the chicken. Riddle solved! 7.) Shoot a hole in the boat's hull and then blame the Democrats for not helping you fix it 6.) Build a wall to keep the fox out, Build a coop for the chicken to lay eggs in, Market the corn as pillow filler 5.) Bring the rock across first (leaving the scissors to cut the paper), Then go back and get the scissors and bring it across, Then watch helplessly as the rock crushes the scissors. Oh shoot—wrong game 4.) Let the fox loose in the Capitol, Then let the chicken loose in the Oval Office, Then freeze-dry the corn and use it as pellet gun ammo to shoot at people who try to cross the border 3.) Shoot the fox, Eat the chicken, Feed the corn to the deer. Oh shoot—there's no deer in this riddle 2.) Blow up the boat and tell everyone that antifa did it, Hang the chicken, Let the fox into Nancy Pelosi's office, Fashion the corn into a silly necklace that Mike Pence has to wear 1.) Deduct the fox as if it were a 30,000 sq. ft. penthouse, Throw the chicken at the wall, Ask the valet to throw the corn in the garbage, Make grumpy face in court, then hold news conference saying you'd rather be out campaigning Posted October 21, 2023 Previous All Top Ten Lists Next