Top Ten Disadvantages of Getting Thrown in Prison

Cafeteria usually runs out of pumpkin spice donuts before I get to the front of the line
Prison guards are wise to the trick where an inmate requests a rock hammer for "rock sculpting"
The prison's cable channel lineup doesn't include ESPN
Just realized it's Taco Tuesday, but I don't like tacos
The challenge of trying to convince the kids that I'm actually on an extended cruise
Recurring nightmare that a Spanish soccer exec keeps kissing me on the lips
Warden says he'll only call me if there's an oil spill
Weak wifi signal in the prison courtyard
Black guy who runs prison merch operation keeps trying to give me a poster of someone named Rita Hayworth?
The bars on my cell prevent me from moving about freely

Posted September 2, 2023

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