Top Ten Incorrect Translations of "Oye Cómo Va"

Hey what's up
Oowhee she's hot
Which way to Woodstock?
Baby watch me jam
Oh boy I'm stoned
Jimi can't touch this
Meet me at the club
What a great bullfight!
How did I get here?
Listen to your mom

Posted August 1, 2023

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This funny top ten list features rather silly incorrect translations of "Oye Cómo Va" which roughly means "listen how it goes."

The song "Oye Cómo Va" was written and initially recorded by Tito Puente in 1962. A rock version of the song was later recorded by Carlos Santana and reached number 13 on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart in 1971. The song has been covered by many other artists from all over the world.

Our rather ridiculous fake efforts to translate the phrase were brainstormed by a clueless staffer who majored in smartassdedness and has no knowledge of Spanish whatsoever. To top things off, we threw in a few Woodstock jokes even though Carlos Santana's set at Woodstock did not include this song. We figure the historical inaccuracy was worth it if you laughed at items 8, 6, and 5.

In conclusion: Mi ritmo!

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