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Top Ten Barbie vs. Oppenheimer Movies

Num Barbie Oppenheimer
10.) Born in Willow, WI Born in New York, NY
9.) Atomic blonde Atomic bomb
8.) Full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts Full name is Julius Robert Oppenheimer
7.) Pink, pink, and more pink Hour, hour, and more hours
6.) Ken and Barbie remain fully clothed This item left intentionally blank
5.) Controversy over dotted lines on map Controversy over glorifying the scientist who ran the Manhattan Project to develop the atomic bomb—but it's ok because the director is a genius
4.) Vibrant, bright, colorful, bold candy-coated world Tall, thin, gaunt chain-smoking physicist who predicted the existence of black holes—but otherwise he's quite upbeat
3.) Friends with a himbo Friends with Heisenberg
2.) Accessories Infidelities
1.) Went to Venice Beach in a pink Corvette convertible with Ken Went to Los Alamos Laboratory with hat and cigarettes, but no food

Posted July 21, 2023

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